Real Men Wear Tights, I Pass Gas and I Do My Own Stunts
Three Corbah jerseys that say it on the back: for riders who wear Lycra, pass cars and sometimes hit the deck.
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Some jerseys tell the group who you are. These three tell the cars too.
Real Men Wear Tights
Hold your man card high. Real Men Wear Tights is a brown jersey with a rider graphic and the slogan across the back, and a Corbah logo on the chest. It's a nod to every rider who's ever been teased about the Lycra.
I Pass Gas
No, not that kind of gas. I Pass Gas is a blue jersey with white side panels, and a gas pump next to a rider on a bicycle across the back. It's the kind drivers queue up to pay for. You don't have to lecture anyone about gas prices: let the jersey do the talking as you go by.
I Do My Own Stunts
For riders who've hit the deck, got back up and kept riding. I Do My Own Stunts is a green jersey with a white rider flying over the handlebars across the back. It reads from a long way off, so the group behind you gets the joke too.
Under the humor is a proper jersey: CROSS-DRY UPF 25+ moisture-wicking fabric, a full hidden zip, three rear pockets and a silicone gripper that keeps the hem in place all ride.
Want more? See cycling jerseys with sayings, our funniest jerseys and how to wear a statement jersey.
Getting the fit right
These jerseys come in men's sizes. If you're between sizes, or you like a little more room, size up. Our size guide has the full charts. If you get it wrong, keep it: within 15 days of delivery you can order the same item in another size at about 20–60% off.
Get yours
Every piece is made to order for you and delivered in 5–6 weeks. Want your name or club on a jersey? Personalization is free.
