Cycling Jerseys with Sayings

Cycling jerseys with something to say. Real Men Wear Tights holds the man card high, I Pass Gas means the kind drivers pay for, and If It Ain't Fixed, It's Broke is for fixie riders. Education Is Important But Bicycling Is Importanter has made its choice, TOUGH might not be smart, and I Do My Own Stunts is for riders who've hit the deck and got back up.

There's World's Greatest Dad for the dad who'd rather be riding, the Essential script in three colorways, and Wash Your Hands and I'm Not Riding Alone, I'm Social Distancing. Read the Essential story or browse funny cycling jerseys.

Every jersey is made to order and delivered in 5–6 weeks, with your name or text added free. Check the size guide before you order.