Muscle Man and Bikini: A Funny Couple's Cycling Kit
Sculpted abs for one of you, a red bikini for the other: our Muscle Man and Bikini kits, piece by piece.
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Built for double-takes on the group ride.
Riding gives you great legs and terrible tan lines, and it does very little for your abs. Muscle Man fixes that without a single sit-up. Bikini heats up the road even in the middle of winter. Wear one, or wear both as a couple's kit.
Muscle Man
The Muscle Man jersey has a skin-tone print of a sculpted chest and abs on the front, and a muscular back to match. It's built to get a reaction at the café stop.
The Muscle Man bib shorts add blue briefs on a skin-tone print with white mesh straps, detailed from every angle so the riders behind you get the full show. Or go one piece with the Muscle Man skinsuit: pecs, shoulders and abs on the front, a muscular back behind, in endurance fabric, men's sizes XS to XXL.
Bikini
The Bikini jersey is a skin-tone jersey printed with a red bikini top, tie and all. The joke is on the outside. Inside is a pro-cut jersey in 140 GSM fabric with a full hidden zip and three rear pockets, in sizes XS to 4XL. Match it with the women's Bikini bib shorts.
The Bikini skinsuit is a serious race suit under the print: a TMF 3D Long Distance chamois, MITI Lycra Shield Endurance fabric, a MAB Powerband leg gripper, an Elite YKK zipper and ultra-durable flatlock stitching, with no baggy pockets to catch on the saddle. Sizes XS to 4XL.
Wearing it as a couple
One of you in Muscle Man, one in Bikini, and the group ride has something to talk about. For more pairs, see how to pick matching kits for couples and our matching cycling kits for couples. For more laughs, browse funny cycling jerseys.
Getting the fit right
Sizes differ by piece, so check the options on each one. If you're between sizes, or you like a little more room, size up. Our size guide has the full charts. If you get it wrong, keep it: within 15 days of delivery you can order the same item in another size at about 20–60% off.
Get yours
Every piece is made to order for you and delivered in 5–6 weeks. Want your name or club on a jersey? Personalization is free.
