If It Ain't Fixed, It's Broke: A Jersey for Fixie Riders

Multiple gears and brakes are for wimps. The Corbah jersey for fixed gear riders, on the track, the commute or at the coffee shop.

By Jonathan Ciaccio November 9, 2026 2 min read

Back of the If It Ain't Fixed, It's Broke jersey in grey with a white bicycle and slogan.

Multiple gears and brakes are for wimps.

Fixies are one of the few things athletes and hipsters agree on. Clean lines, no flapping cables, no squeaking brakes, and a smoother pedal stroke from all that time spent spinning.

The jersey

If It Ain’t Fixed, It’s Broke is a grey jersey with distressed IT'S BROKE lettering on the chest, and a white bicycle and the full slogan on the back. Wear it on the track, on the commute or at the coffee shop, and let the back do the talking.

If It Ain't Fixed, It's Broke cycling jersey in grey with distressed IT'S BROKE lettering across the chest

Wear it with

Plain black bib shorts keep the attention on the slogan. For the full hipster look, there's the Hipster skinsuit.

More jokes: cycling jerseys with sayings and our funniest jerseys. If you'd rather fix bikes than ride them, read how to host a fix-it ride.

Getting the fit right

This jersey has a pro cut and comes in men's sizes. If you're between sizes, or you like a little more room, size up. Our size guide has the full charts. If you get it wrong, keep it: within 15 days of delivery you can order the same item in another size at about 20–60% off.

Get yours

Every piece is made to order for you and delivered in 5–6 weeks. Want your name or club on a jersey? Personalization is free.

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Written by Jonathan Ciaccio at Corbah

Corbah designs original cycling jerseys and kit, made to order with free personalization on every jersey. Want one that's only yours? Request a free custom design.